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I think I can blame the lack of updates upon my friends... they do not update and so why shall I?

October break is what I would call "break-tastic". This meaning that it was very nice to get away from Purdue and the stress, but at the same time, there is nothing happening at home. I contintue to ponder the fact at how amazing it was that I didn;t get swept up in a prostitution ring to make money for my herion addiction in high school. There is just a severe lack of activites going on. I did end up working at the store, which might have resulted in me gaining an internship this summer, so points there. My mother definately doesn;t do the things she used to do for me. She used to love stuffing my arms full of fun things to bring back to Purdue, but not anymore. I had to beg her to pick me up some shampoo, what a bitch!

On the way back to Purdue, I got off of 65 South and was at the Purdue exit, where there is a yield sign to go right on River Road. Well, there was some oncoming traffic, so I slowed to a stop, but all of the sudden I found myself in the road. I got rearended! To make it better, it was some freshmen who was following me cuz he had never driven to Purdue and was going to try and park his car off campus. One more reason freshmen aren;t allowed to have cars on campus. I was glad that I didn't get hit by oncoming traffic and was cool about the whole thing. But you better believe that if I see this punk on campus, I'm gonna yell "Hey you!! You hit me with your car!" It's the least I can do for the punk.

Finally arriving to my room resluted in major cleaning. I really don't think it's ever been this clean. I am seriously gonna try and keep it this way even though nobody comes over to see it.  And!!!! I finally hooked up my printer! It was only in my car for like a month and a half, no big deal.

So, the Packers finally won a fuckin game. Bout time those bitches got their headsd out of their asses. Speaking of asses... Purdue football, anyone, anyone? I concluded that I need to go to the homecoming game wasted then I really won't care how badly we lose. Take that Purdue. You are the reason many students are consuming dangerous amounts of alcohol.

My brother attempted to make home-made mase over break, He explained to me that it was simply bleach in a bottle and then proceeded to spray me in the face with it. It smelled curiously like peppermint, which I explained to him and then he revealed that it was only Scope. Once again, the youth of America......

As of now, my only job is as a campus tour guide. I must admit, it was fun at first, but now it's the same shit over and over again. After this summer I really wanted to quit, but you know aren't that many jobs on campus where you only have work work a couple of hours and never on the weekends. Not a bad deal. Every so often, there are groups of high schoolers on a field trip come to tour the campus and today was my very lucky day. I got to take a a group of 17 of these ignorant, immature bastards around Purdue. Watching them catch squirrels, point at the homeless, point at scantatily clad girls, and ask random people what their record was for a keg stand. I was referred to as Ms. Tour Guide Lady and College Person. I can assure you that I was never this fuckin' stupid in high school. What has happened to the youth of America?

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I heard a few complaints about my lack of updating, I say tough beans...

But since I'm here already, I'll give it a go.  Friday concluded in being a very wasted night all around. For simplicity's sake. My friend Whitney ended up storming out at like 3 in the morning, very mad, and with a half empty bottle of rum. So, while walking down an alley, her wedge heels made a very bad connection with a rock, sendign her srashing to the ground with her head bouncing off the curb. Her body hurt, she crawls after her bottle of rum that is speedingly rolling down the alley. After recovering her treasure, she calls a friend who picks her her up and takes her to her apartment, of which she is not even close to. I wake up in the morning to a phone call from her asking me to take her to the emergency room cuz she can't walk. Well, hours in the ER, a few x-rays, and some painkillers, we find that she has broken her foot. Now, the silver lining in the cloud is this my friends: this diaster brought the Fab Four back together. A good lunch, some errands and hanging out all together.... Flips, Chains, Baby Tappy, and Cherry. It was a glorious time and I can honestly say that I haven't been that happy since I was home last. I got to tlak to my Dad for awhile, which is always interesting... in a good way I promise. He informed me that we have 4 Packers-Bears tickets for Christmas Day. I'm so fuckin' pumped even though the Packers suck ass right now. I also got to talk to my Kearnsy on the phone. It's been too long since I've heard her voice. She'll be here in like 3 weeks, I can't believe it.

This is gonna be a long year in RHA, that's all I have to say about that.

The other night I was thinking about a lot of people who I hadn't thought of in awhile, and it made me kinda sad. But, after refering to my confidant/fashion advisor/best friend/roomie/stat teacher/right-hand woman/lover, I don't think I could ever go back....

So, my little sis keeps telling people at Purdue that she's coming to visit. If anyone ever finds out the date.... please inform me.

My new favorite drunk food is definately a chilli cheese dog, fuckin delicious.

Marshall and I set a new record for the earliest beer pong game played, 10:30 bitches. It was a close match, with him winning by knocking down the last cup over. BUt I was only down one, so it was pretty even. I finished the game by chugging the quarter filled pitcher cuz it tasted far better than the beer in the jungle juice pong cups from the game. This was then followed by perhaps my most amazing game of beer pong ever played.  I made some amazing shots and was completely mistified, ask around.

Sometimes all you need is to tell some stories, good times.

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I don't know how it's possible, but my femur has been a little sore lately. Not so much as the muscles around, my the bone itself. Add that to my recent bout of allergy attacks, and I'm feeling oh so well.

So BGR banquet was last night, it was fine, food always good, and the company of my awesome super buddy.. much needed. I must say that I felt distanced form the other supers, and I not sure if that's my fault or theirs.

My latest insult: Go Fuck a Steak... and then tomato that bitch!